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BREAKING: Co-pilot was incel and crashed the plane!!!

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Beta uprising begins.
gfs: 0
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handjobs: 0
blowjobs: 0
intercourse: 0
Creep shamed: ∞

Last updated: 11.04.15
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28 years old and was still living with his parents.....wouldnt be suprised if he posted here

name: Andreas Lubitz
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that means before you go inside an airplane, you should check the pilots, and if they have signs of:

- balding
- manlets
- beta face.

leave before it's too late

maybe airlines will even start rejecting sub 7 guys as pilots, reason "danger you do something crazy is just too high"
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btw we could see this as a kinda ER... so this is probably a new record kill count.
150 death in a few minutes.. not bad
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Wide hips
Small penis
High E
Feminine body walk
Lived with 28 with his parents
Incel

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This is the shithead:

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-looks like a manlet from his proportions. I'd honestly be surprised if he's over 5 10
-small frame
-critical balding
-beta face

Just LOL and the guy probably thought becoming a pilot would get people to respect him.
Last edited by PJ1 on Thu Mar 26, 2015 1:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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He probably got amogged so hard by his co-pilot that the shame and reproach would have been too great to overcome and live normal again, so he crashed the plane.
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Westphalia wrote:
heilsa wrote:28 years old and was still living with his parents.....wouldnt be suprised if he posted here

name: Andreas Lubitz


Oh god
Not even the S and M of a pilot could get him laid prob



yeah. imagine this nightmare. surrounded by hot stewardesses all the time and not able to fuck them. cruel world.

edit: lol at the pic
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The chief executive of Lufthansa has said there were no indications of abnormal behaviour in Lubitz and that there is "no system in the world" that could have predicted and prevented his actions.

If only they knew what sluthate knows
sephon wrote:pressure on nose is actually legit though since I have photo proof. It's deformed even more since I posted. I also left it for 10 mins and it did not deform back, though that's probably not enough time. I will post final results before and after I sleep.
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Fucking cowardly cocksucking FAGGOT.

THOSE PEOPLE ENTRUSTED HIM WITH THEIR FUCKING LIVES, JUST GO FUCK HOOKERS AND GET ON MEDS IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED.

WHY THE FUCK DON'T PILOTS HAVE KEYS TO THE FUCKING COCKPIT.

Never getting on a motherfucking plane again.
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soon airlines will have minimum looks requirements for pilots.

sub 8 laws will become reality in a few years
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TheHedonist wrote:soon airlines will have minimum looks requirements for pilots.

sub 8 laws will become reality in a few years


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I though you guys were goofing but it sounds legit

http://nypost.com/2015/03/26/pilot-deli ... in-france/

I can't fucking believe this shit..
PinVistheonlyIOI wrote:I legit looked at the mirror for 2 hrs just being pissed at myself for being so ugly

PuaKiller wrote:LOL at having your dick Jew'd off when you're an infant. 8-)
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TheHedonist wrote:soon airlines will have minimum looks requirements for pilots.

sub 8 laws will become reality in a few years


This. People who lost the genetic lottery are getting far too bitter to be in charge of these things.

Now that the red pill is getting mainstream, there are going to be a LOT more of these disasters when these guys realise how fucked they were from birth.
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eloxim wrote:Lived with 28 with his parents



Who were the 28?
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damn from now on i only enter if pilots are at least 6'1, robust jaw, high cheekbones, hunter eyes, nw1 at least and robust frame with good horizontal growth
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Is hypergamy that bad in Germany? Would this guy never have had a chance with an average German woman

germans plz respond

Or did he get cucked to death by Africans?
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I never got to see the pilot on any of the flights I've been on.
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Leebyunghun wrote:Is hypergamy that bad in Germany? Would this guy never have had a chance with an average German woman

germans plz respond


No he wouldnt. Because he looks below average.

inb4 "To fuck hot women all you have to be is white and nondformed" :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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bigfoot wrote:I never got to see the pilot on any of the flights I've been on.


Just sit right by the gate and you can always see them, they board with the flight attendants.

Usually they are tall, good looking, but of course the copilots are less so. Just wait till we see the pic of the pilot on this flight.

Also I have heard the along with being a doctor a pilot is a pretty grueling brutal job, lots of guys never have families, they wind up in their hotels jerking off to porn or banging local prostitutes. I don't know much about if they bang all the flight attendants.
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Leebyunghun wrote:Is hypergamy that bad in Germany? Would this guy never have had a chance with an average German woman

germans plz respond

Or did he get cucked to death by Africans?



If he is around or under 5ft10, plus has frontal balding, he is below average in Germany. 6ft is average for a prime aged german male, and most prime age males still have all their hair.. Living with mommy at 28 is a huge red flag to women as well.
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Potato-faced ones with nothing left inside
That girls cannot love
That girls cannot love
That we all...

Potato-faced ones with nothing left inside
That girls cannot love
That girls cannot love
That we all...

And now I know why 5+ women are messing me around
I don't want to know
I don't want to know
I don't want to know
(x3)

Broken hearts make it rain
Broken hearts make it rain
Broken hearts make it rain
(x14)

Pieces of a rag doll sub 6 mankind
That you can't create
That we can't control
That we can...

Pieces of a rag doll mankind
That you can't create
That we can't control
That we can...

But when I see you messing me around
And I don't want to know
I don't want to know
I don't want to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmnS9jTcwJE
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